One night in Preston...

We had intended to find a B&B in the Lakes, but to our dismay every single hotel in the area was fully booked. In the end, the nearest place we could get room for 6 was the Travelodge in... Preston. 35 miles down the M6!

We ended up in a big disco-pub called the Assembly Rooms, where customers can text messages to have them displayed on giant screens around the place. Needless to say, most were XXX in nature - a very classy venue. The locals were revolting, but we had a great night.

Dave & Lunt took to dancing on a podium to show the local yokels how big city slickers do it...